Need a crap? We have an app for that…
Ever find yourself waiting for someone to use the dryer before you can do your op? Well this app is for you…
It is seldom talked about, yet common practise to mask the sound of your number two.
The Ass Masker emits masking or warning sounds from the comfort of your toilet seat.
Many traditional Ass Masking techniques (such as flushing the toilet repeatedly) waste unnecessary water or electricity.
The Ass Masker is the environmentally friendly solution you have been waiting for!
New couples, work colleagues, and school mates can all benefit from the Ass Masker!
No more walk of shame!
Features:
1) Mimics bathroom appliances.
2) Pink noise generator (used in professional sound masking devices).
3) Crowds for the proud (moral support for stubborn poos).
4) Warning sounds (perfect for lockless bathroom doors).
5) Plus other toilet entertainments.
Now you can drop anchor at op bay, the modern way, and breeze confidently out of the bathroom without damaging the environment!
Ever find yourself waiting for someone to use the dryer before you can do your poo? Well this app is for you…
The Butt Muffler emits masking or warning sounds from the comfort of your toilet seat.
Many traditional Butt Muffling techniques (such as flushing the toilet repeatedly) waste unnecessary water or electricity.
The Butt Muffler is the environmentally friendly solution you have been waiting for!
New couples, work colleagues, and school mates can all benefit from the Butt Muffler!
No more walk of shame!
Features…
- Mimics bathroom appliances.
- Pink noise generator (used in professional sound masking devices).
- Crowds for the proud (moral support for stubborn poos).
- Warning sounds (perfect for lockless bathroom doors).
- Plus other toilet entertainment.
Now you can drop anchor at poo bay, the modern way. Breezing confidently out of the bathroom without damaging the environment!
Screenshots taken 4th march 2010