Ass Masker iPhone App
Ever find yourself waiting for someone to use the dryer before you can do your poo? Well this app is for you…
The AssMasker emits masking or warning sounds from the comfort of your toilet seat.
Don’t waste water or electricity unnecessarily. The AssMasker is the environmentally friendly solution you have been waiting for!
New couples, work colleagues, and school mates can all benefit from the AssMasker!
Ping Pong Umpire iPhone App
Ping Pong Umpire keeps track of your game as it progresses, audibly broadcasting the score and other elevent info via the built in umpire.
Alternatively you can record your own umpire voice, just for fun, or in an alternative language.
An aid to the REAL game of Table Tennis, this app features…
- Virtual umpire.
- Virtual coin flip.
- Recordable custom umpire (useful for non English speakers).
- Serve change reminder.
- Modifiable serve/game length.
- Simple to use, gesture driven interface.



